Lenny
Ever notice how we never figured out how to meet women
Ken
Many a night I’ve noticed
Lenny
Why is that?
Ken
We’re difficult people
Lenny
Everybody is difficult
Ken
We’re extremely difficult… Us comic book nerds are totally misunderstood by the opposite sex
Lenny
I’m not a comic book nerd
Ken
You are so
Lenny
Ken, I haven’t bought a comic since we were 15 years old
Ken
You’re always reading comics when we hang out at my place
Lenny
I really just kind of scour through them
Ken
Oh my God! I thought I knew you… You’re nothing but a Closet Nerd
Lenny
Come on give me a break
Ken
I’ve sacrificed my whole life of telling people what I really am interested in. I love Dungeons and Dragons
I really want to know what Spiderman is up to… and to find out that my best friend can’t even admit that
he likes comic books and reads them is disheartening.
Lenny
I’d like the outside chance of getting laid
Ken
I am so disappointed… My best friend hiding behind his cock
Lenny
That sounds wrong… Look, let’s go try to meet some women today
Ken
Oh yeah, what do you have in mind?
Lenny
Let’s go up to the flea market in Williamsburg and see if we can meet some girls there… There are some
vendors who have comics…
AT FLEA MARKET
Lenny
We should get this book
ken
How to successfully Meet Women In Bars” This is ridiculous
Lenny
No, we buy this book and then we go to a bar and we read it to girls who are there… these williamsburg hipster girls
love irony
Ken
Not from balding, hobbling middle aged men with no jobs
Lenny
I got a job now
Ken
How is becoming a drug dealer working for you
Lenny
I’m a bike messenger. I don’t know what is in the packages
Ken
You’re a fool
Lenny
Well this fool is going to buy this book… (to vendor) How much for this classic?
cassius
Five bucks… It’s the last one. Was my biggest seller.
Lenny
Really… sure…
Ken
We can give you three bucks for the book. It’s terrible
cassius
It might be terrible but I wish I had ten thousand of them… So, you know what, you can’t have the book
Lenny
My friend was only kidding
cassius
No, I’m not selling it anymore… Maybe I’ll write my own book about how to pick up women in bars
Ken
Do you know how to do that?
cassius
Yeah, I buy women drinks and I reveal nothing about how fucked up I am
Lenny
Is that all there is
Cassius
Of course it is, now give me the book and get out of here
Lenny
Can I just look at it for a minute
Cassius
No!
